What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !
Why are monsters' fingers never more than eleven inches long? Because if they were twelve inches they'd be a foot.
Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.
How do pigs write? With a pigpen.
If a boy is spanked by his mother and his father, who hurts the most? The boy.
What belongs to you, but is used more by others? Your name.
Why was Cinderella no good at playing hockey? Because she was always running away from the ball!
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